The Truth about Men

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gays.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some
money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
never make the first move!
11. The men who never make the first move
automatically lose interest
in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with. Oh
men............

Hahahahaa...i was rolling with laughter while reading this...i swear i turned blue. Sheesh.